I do have bad thoughts. Demons, if you will. I hope that, by being honest in my opening confession, you can find the compassion in your heart and not to judgement in your mind. I shall explain just what demons in this very post.
Within seconds I was whisking him over a nearby railing and onto safety. What a relief! Crowds cheered. Women threw underwear. Men slapped my back; an elderly woman baked me a cake and a man without legs suddenly found the inspiration to tap dance.
Upon returning home you can imagine my horror to see the front two windows of my kitchen WIDE OPEN!! In this situation I have always wondered what I’d do. Would I enter? Would I call the police? Would I call in through the window and disturb the intruder? Well, tonight I found out…
Have you ever lost your phone? If so, I sympathise. I sympathise greatly. I’d text you to say how much I sympathise but