I’m In Love (I Just Don’t Know Who With)! Here’s What I Have Learnt Today…

Today’s “Love” horoscope caused me to raise an eyebrow. Then both eyebrows. Then open my mouth. Today’s “Love” horoscope made me facially active!! My current love partner is having doubts!?!? Why has it taken an internet-based horoscope to inform me that the future of my relationship is hanging by a thread?

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I Want A Baby! Here’s What I Have Learnt Today…

Whenever I have met my friend’s child for the first time and they have said, “Would you like to hold him/her?” I have always thought three things. 1) “Shouldn’t you really know if it’s a him or a her by now!??!” 2) “Please don’t let me drop them” and 3) “If an attractive girl goes by and sees me holding a baby, she’s going to fall for me instantly” I no longer think about the third option. Here’s why…

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Here’s What I Have Learnt Today: Pools Are Like Relationships

“There have been times in my life, as I am sure there have been in yours, when you see someone, possibly in a certain setting, and they stop you dead in your tracks. There is something about the way they look or a certain mystery about them that leaves you feeling, immediately, like you want to – need to – find out more about them. All of a sudden everything leaves your mind and the only thought you have is, “How can I get to know them?” Well, it’s a bit like that with swimming pools, isn’t it?”

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